It's my first time - be gentle.

Ah. Hi. This is my first message on my first ever blog. "Yay. Pat me on the head and give me a gold star." So I don't really have much to say but believe me I will.

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WARNING
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1) This blog is just my opinion of the moment. I am, and hopefully always will be partial to having new information change my opinions, but don't count on it. I can be stubborn an pigheaded as everyone else.

2) This blog is going to be offensive at times. Hopefully in a tasteful, non-gratuitous fashion. However - You can stop reading any time you choose. It is what it is and I can tell you nothing that will help you if you can't seem to get past that hurdle. I'm pleasantly surprised that you can read at all.

3) I am human. I am fallible. I can be tricked, deceived or oblivious. Deal with it.

4) I don't much spell check and I'm not really concerned. This is not an English class so if you got the point of what I wrote, let it go. I have a dictionary, in fact several. This blog is off the cuff at full speed, usually when I'm angry. Be thankful as I am that I'm not attempting to fit the keyboard into the front of the monitor. Sideways.

5) I am going to contradict myself at times, due to fresh thought, change of mood, the vagaries of corcumstance, you name it. I for one am partially a product of my environment. Instead of dragging the guy on his cellphone out of his car and pushing said phone down his throat, I'll write here about lousy drivers and cellphones and how he should be under a bus. Kinda therapy like eh? Again, I urge you, be thankful as that could be you. ;-)

6) This blog will be random. I honestly marvel at some people who can be bitter all the time. I see anger like orgasms. Female type anger (that sexist bastard!) builds slowly, gathering umbrage and breaks in a great big pustule of negative energy that takes weeks or months to heal. Male anger, (like mine) will be reasonable and concerned until we reach our tolerance level for your arrogance and audacity. Then we switch to PLAN-B and try to take your head off your shoulders. Fifteen minutes later (assuming I won) I'll actually be remorseful and wish things had worked out differently. If I lost I'd probably be wishing you were under a bus with that cellphone guy. Double-Decker.

7) Hey, if you enjoy it, write in! If you don't enjoy it...Write in anyway! I don't care. I'll try to read them all and I'll try to respond but if not, don't flame me for being insensitive. I've honestly got bigger problems than your bruised ego. I don't have the time to read drivel. If it is worthwhile, I'll post it. I don't have to agree with it but I'll post it so others can read and decide. I am not going to devote my time to one issue so please don't get onto me about posted replies. When the fat lady sings... It's over.

8) Play safe and be well. I don't generally wish anyone evil, you hae to earn my enmity. It's not terribly hard to do but you do have to either directly screw me somehow or mess with my family. Then, whatever happens to you, happens to you. Don't crap in my yard. My dog bites. Hard.